Thursday, November 22, 2012

Thanksgiving Quotes: Funny and Inspirational Messages

While we're all getting ready for Thanksgiving dinner and making sure that we've properly calculated the correct cooking time of our turkey, let us share with you today some funny Thanksgiving quotes and inspirational Thanksgiving messages which you can use for this special day.

Whether you're sending an ecard, or a gift, or you just want something witty or inspirational to say at the table during dinner, we hope that the quotes below can help you.

But before anything else, we would like to of course greet everyone, a Happy Thanksgiving 2012. We are forever in gratitude to your continuous support of our humble news site.

Funny Thanksgiving Quotes & Inspirational Thanksgiving Messages

John Baillie: The very fact that a man is thankful implies someone to be thankful to.

Erma Bombeck: Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.

Frederick Keonig: We tend to forget that happiness doesn’t come as a result of getting something we don’t have, but rather of recognizing and appreciating what we do have.

William Shakespeare: O Lord that lends me life, Lend me a heart replete with thankfulness!

Amada Bradley: Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living!

Aesop: Gratitude is the sign of noble souls.

Irv Kupcine: An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.

Rita Rudner: My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.

Mother Teresa: We cannot do great things on this Earth, only small things with great love.

P. J. O’Rourke: Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.

Arnold Schwarzenegger: I love Thanksgiving turkey... it’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.