Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Funny Thanksgiving Jokes on Social Networks

With Thanksgiving just around the corner, social networks have started to show verbal humor on the coming holiday.

In tradition of the special occasion, we've rounded up some of funny Thanksgiving jokes that our staff has found which are family friendly and would add good humor to anyone's Thanksgiving Dinner.

Of course, we assume to no credit for these Thanksgiving jokes, but be sure to tell your friends where you found them. Happy Thanksgiving!

Funny Thanksgiving jokes for everyone:

Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside

Q: What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
A: Boy! I’m stuffed!

Q: Who isn’t hungry on Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey, because he’s already stuffed!

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: It was the chicken’s day off.

Q: Why do turkeys always gobble?
A: They haven’t been taught good table manners!

Q: Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
A: Because they use such FOWL language

Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks

Q: What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?
A: If your papa could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!

Don't know how long to cook your turkey? Check out our special feature on Turkey cooking times here.